What if Humans Worked on Batteries?
I’ve always wondered how wild the world would be if we worked on batteries instead of... whatever we’re running on right now. 😂
Everything would change drastically.
Imagine walking down the street and hearing some dude yell,
"BRO I’M ON 1%!"
Instant panic. Everyone’s looking for a wall charger.
Madness.
Forget other people — think about yourself for a second.
Here’s the daily breakdown:
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Wake up? 70%.
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Brush your teeth? 65%.
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Overthink about life? Straight down to 30%.
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Existential crisis at 2AM? 5% — low power mode ON. 💀
And how would charging work?
Forget power banks.
Imagine having to stick yourself to a wall like a human Magsafe charger for hours. LMAO.
“Bro can’t talk, charging rn.”
How to recharge?
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Eating food = +10%
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Taking a nap = +20%
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Talking to positive people = +30%, fast charging mode activated 🔋
All this sounds hilarious, but here’s the real talk:
If we could actually see how drained we get mentally and physically,
we'd be forced to take better care of ourselves.
Maybe then, half the problems we cry about at 2AM wouldn’t even exist.
Not just hustling non-stop.
Not just chilling till your battery dies.
Actual recharging. Actual balance.
Because no one’s building an empire on 2% battery, caffeine, and pure regret, my guy. ☕
RAK of the Day:
Suggested some study tips to my friend for the upcoming exam. Even though I am cooked✋😔
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